I first found out about “pregnancy brain” when I watched season 4 episode 9 of Modern Family. I thought it was an extreme exaggeration (in the same way how Cameron comes off to me as extremely dramatic and emotional). Little did I know that pregnancy brain would happen to me. Twice.
Earlier this week, I somehow managed to lose my ATM card, and didn’t even realize it until last night when I ran out of cash. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t stolen, because there was no suspicious transactions on my bank account. Thank goodness.
A few weeks ago, I used a small knife to cut open a pomelo. I didn’t realize I threw out the knife along with trash, until it was too late — it was already down the garbage shoot.
I seriously hope that’s the worst of it.